davejade:

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

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foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom




cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name













jamesniall:

in other news, tHE TOUR STARTS IN FIVE DAYS




ohhowardyoucrackmeup:

temporarily falling in love with the boy sat infront of you on public transport




waltdisnerdd:

°o°




I fall asleep anywhere. I fell asleep on stage once.