dan-is-not-on-phire:

WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography







alluviom:

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.










incesant:

i don’t usually say sappy things but when i do then congrats i like u




emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes







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jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.




radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt







jacobshutup:

freshman advice: just dont show up




slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 




floptart:

darrynek:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

a shit ton

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