when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously
50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom
I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch
i see you’re passing on the family name
in other news, tHE TOUR STARTS IN FIVE DAYS
temporarily falling in love with the boy sat infront of you on public transport
I fall asleep anywhere. I fell asleep on stage once.